Him, a humble public servant. Me, jobless and a little loopy with boredom. Trying to make it in the ghettos of the Upper East Side of Manhattan. With our trusty sidekicks Abby (a kitten disguised as a cow) and Nick (a tiger disguised as a kitten). Now, with a love built on sarcasm and email, we are planning a wedding. Can we keep it real and keep it cheap? Or will we find ourselves caring about napkins? Only time will tell...